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Calamity Crush
Real Name:
Calamity. No really.
Occupation:
Jack Of All Trades, Master Of None
Spouse's name:
TBD
Year:
Team:
Number of years in derby:
4.5
Number of years with PRD :
2
Position you play the most:
Pivot
Favorite derby moment in your career :
Skating with Amanda Jamitinya in the Team Picka challenge bout at Rollercon, 2011
Favorite team bonding activity:
Theme Parties
Favorite activity you've participated in with PRD:
Boob Casts
Worst injury you've gotten from derby:
Ongoing singledom/a broken heart. The guys can't hang.
Derby Wife:
Pussy GoScore
What would you like to see PRD do next:
Secure an indoor venue
What would you like to accomplish with your remaining time in derby :
Be feared.
Thing in derby and in life that you're most proud of:
Got flown over Australia and compensated to train 10 leagues in Victoria. That was pretty sweet. Never thought I would make money from derby.
Words to live by :
"Hematomas are serious. Go to your doctor." -Demanda Riot
Status:
Currently Active